What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

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Why does Walmart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

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How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

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What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

Bored.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

What do you call a movie about dancing robots?

Step Up: Transformers.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

What do you call a group of dogs?

A PAW-se

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Why ed has no girlfriend?

Cz sheeran

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!