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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

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Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What is the movie name?

Independence Day

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A paws!

Ed Jokes More Ed Jokes

Why ed has no girlfriend?

Cz sheeran

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran