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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

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Why didn't Lebron go to college?

He didn't want to show up for the finals

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

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What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

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When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

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Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran