What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

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What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

Rated movies

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

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What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

Why ed has no girlfriend?

Cz sheeran