What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

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Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

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Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

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They are both interesting to watch.

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Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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To watch movies in the THETA

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Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

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Why ed has no girlfriend?

Cz sheeran

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran