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Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

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Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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What does your Dad sell?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

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Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.