Ed Jokes

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.

Why ed has no girlfriend?

Cz sheeran

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

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Console Jokes More Console Jokes

Why did the console cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side

What console does god use?

Praystation

Ag Jokes More Ag Jokes

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

Why did Silver have such a successful rap career?

He was truly Ag.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

Physics Teacher Jokes More Physics Teacher Jokes

What do you get when a physics teacher own you?

You get ohm ed!!!

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??

Id. Jokes More Id. Jokes

Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Why was Freud a bad poker player?

He would always go all Id.

Sheeran Jokes More Sheeran Jokes

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran