Ed Jokes

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

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Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.

Why ed has no girlfriend?

Cz sheeran

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

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A Toyoda.

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I'm at your service ma'am.

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By pumping ion!

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Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

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Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

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I personally can't stand 5K's

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!