Ed Jokes

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

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What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.

What does your Dad sell?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

Why ed has no girlfriend?

Cz sheeran

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

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