Because Sheeran
One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.
Ed. U. Cation!
Because Sheeran away.
Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.
Cz sheeran
He paws-ed it!
Sheeran
One porks women the other un-porks them.
Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!
Their wives just wouldn't stand for it
It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!
Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
Net fish and krill
A "booquet" of flower.
A denom-nom-nominator!
Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).
Azkabarn
Jail break.
Double jointed.
Matt
He would always go all Id.
Now we just have to call him Dav.