Ed Jokes

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

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What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.

Why ed has no girlfriend?

Cz sheeran

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

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Because consoles can't ketchup.

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

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Because Sheeran away.

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

Artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

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Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully?

Don't you Leia finger on her

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

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Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps