I teach you the goober quench!
The Elfabet!
A tutor.
WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!
Ed. U. Cation!
He had only one pupil.
Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.
Dronacharya
Backwards.
He gets Tenyear.
Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"
A tooter. (thanks, honey)
To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
So he'd use natural logs!
To boldly split infinitives!
Second gear.
They havent been taught good table manners!
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
Hippocampus!
Learning from your mistakes.
A tutor
Grandma and grandpa.
Jesus, take the wheel!
Because they got lost at C.
Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
Use the forks Luke.
Dah okey pokey mon.
A. He can't keep the lilies alive.
Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!
Teach me senpai!
Yellow in the front, brown in the back.
THESE are the brakes!
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
A droid
A tooter
Teaching the chicken to cook
Advanced methematics.
Teach me.
You should know more than your dog.
Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
His lily died
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.
Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.
Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"
Kitchen
It's all about the execution
No one could perform the execution well enough.
Han Solo
A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.
I forget
They've both got a little Captain in them.
He was rolling balls.
Hey! Wake up and roll over!
Because Santa came early this year.
A dependent Claus.
