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What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."

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Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

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How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

What happened to you?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

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What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

He gets Tenyear.

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What is the most deadliest breakfast?

Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.

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What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!