What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."

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Me: I turned 13....

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He had a stalemate.

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What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."

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He gets Tenyear.

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After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

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What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!