What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."

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What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

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What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."

What do I and Ronda Rousey have in common?

Neither of us can last more than a minute

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What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A decade Ba dum tish.

What's your cell plan?

ME: Bodily decay over decades until inevitable mortal collapse. You HER: ... ME: ... HER: ... V-Verizon.

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

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What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."