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What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."

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What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

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Because it's a FAST food!

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A Ronda Rousey fight.

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What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

He gets Tenyear.

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Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

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What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."

What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M