Moment Jokes

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."

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What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

Why are condoms like cameras?

They both capture the moment.

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas