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Moment Jokes

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

What is the most deadliest breakfast?

Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

Why are condoms like cameras?

They both capture the moment.

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas