What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

Elephants never forget.

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What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

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What did the Asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

Removed

Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.

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What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

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Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas