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What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

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Who's there! Brother! Brother who?

Brother-ation I've forgotten your name!

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

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Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down

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Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.

Physics Professor Jokes More Physics Professor Jokes

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."