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What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

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Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

Physics Jokes More Physics Jokes

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

Speech Jokes More Speech Jokes

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

Physics Professor Jokes More Physics Professor Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.