What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

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What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

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What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

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What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

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