What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

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What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

Physics Jokes More Physics Jokes

How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

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What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

Physics Professor Jokes More Physics Professor Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.