Physics Professor Jokes

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)