What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

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What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

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What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

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What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!