What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

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Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

What is a whale's favorite song?

Shout.

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What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

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What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

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What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break.