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What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

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Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

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Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

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What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

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What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

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What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS