What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

What do you call a dead blond in the closet?

Last year's hide &amp seek!

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When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

When you are a mouse!

When is the worst time to get Cancer?

North of the equator.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall?

A good jumpurr!

How do you know when spring is here?

The Leafs are out!

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What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

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What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

Is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

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What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.