A snowfake.
A drone
Betty White.
Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.
Cuz he's Biden his time.
So he'll only be the second worst president ever.
Gross
Last years hide and seek champion
I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.
It's a fugazi.
A building in Dubai.
Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.
Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.
Breakfast.
None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.
Spring break.
All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...
Church.
It takes four years to get an election.
About tennish.
They're stuck at C for years
Only 12. One for every month.
At least a brazillion dollars...
I see frozen peas are cool this time of year...you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.
He's been underground for five years now.
Avo, CA does.
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
Only one, but it takes nine years.
1969
Pure Heroine by Lorde.
Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
It didn't Snowden.
Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.
Patty O'Furniture
The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.
A little plaque.
So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.
Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.
Mine's 1920x1080.
You stop milking the cow after ten years.
It was stuffed.
Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.
Another year older!birt
Because everyone wishes him a new ear.
Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.
A year in prison if there's any justice.
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
We haven't spoken for five years".
12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
Rye-ot
They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.
He was very knotty.
Would you like fries with that
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why
How many did it take last year
I haven't seen you for a year!
Smells like teen spirit.
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.
One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.
15 or 16
Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
Been wondering for years
I don't have 2020 vision.
Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.
I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"
They asked.
Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies
You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker
About forty years.
Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."
Most weddings happen in June.
Another year!
I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.
Five more years of Cameron
Patty O'furniture.
He's Biden his time.
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."
If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.
Four years in an Ivy League school!
Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest
Pete.
50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime
Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it
A gorillian dollars per year.
Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."
Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.
The first grade.
Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.
When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.
She might squeal on you.
Aerith-matic..
An engi-near!
Pregnancy.
She said she didn't see him coming
To run their hands through their hair
Krill Bream.
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
He didn't like being spoken to in that voice
Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)
He was expecting showers.
There's twenty of them.
Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!
Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.
He was having a midlife crisis
