A snowfake.
A drone
Betty White.
Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.
Cuz he's Biden his time.
So he'll only be the second worst president ever.
Gross
Last years hide and seek champion
I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.
It's a fugazi.
A building in Dubai.
Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.
Breakfast.
None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.
Spring break.
It takes four years to get an election.
About tennish.
They're stuck at C for years
Only 12. One for every month.
At least a brazillion dollars...
He's been underground for five years now.
Avo, CA does.
Only one, but it takes nine years.
Pure Heroine by Lorde.
Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
It didn't Snowden.
Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.
Patty O'Furniture
The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.
A little plaque.
Mine's 1920x1080.
You stop milking the cow after ten years.
It was stuffed.
Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.
Another year older!birt
Because everyone wishes him a new ear.
Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.
A year in prison if there's any justice.
12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
Rye-ot
He was very knotty.
Church.
How many did it take last year
I haven't seen you for a year!
Smells like teen spirit.
The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.
One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.
15 or 16
Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
Been wondering for years
I don't have 2020 vision.
Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.
I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"
They asked.
Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies
You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker
About forty years.
Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."
Most weddings happen in June.
Another year!
I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
Five more years of Cameron
Patty O'furniture.
He's Biden his time.
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.
Four years in an Ivy League school!
Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest
Pete.
Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it
A gorillian dollars per year.
Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."
Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.
The first grade.
Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.
It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel
Third grade.
17th January. What year Every year!
Me: Paid administrative leave.
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.
Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision
Because they can spend years at sea.
The Olympigs!
Twelve
Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.
March 4th.
Paddy O'Furniture
Because they spend years at sea.
Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.
Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.
A surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.
Mad Manx: Furry Road
All her children had gone to the dogs.
If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...
There is twenty of them
There's 20 of them
Why don't you google it?
Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.
An Apple turnover.
They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)
You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
Free Shots
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
So they can do math
They have trouble forming solutions.