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How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many socialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All of them.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

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What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the winter time?

Follow the Fresh Prints!

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

Deadhead Jokes More Deadhead Jokes

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

30 Year Jokes More 30 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.