April Sale - 20% Off

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

Previous Random Joke Next
3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

What followed the dinosaur?

It's tail!

3 Word Jokes More 3 Word Jokes

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

Instruction Jokes More Instruction Jokes

Why wasn't I able to see the instruction manual?

Because the instructions were clear.

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.