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How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

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What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

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How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

Ooga booga baby!

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How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions