How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

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What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

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How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

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What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

What are instructions?

Correct.