How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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Why did Jesus not go to Australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

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What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

Why did the stoner cross the road?

Who else would follow a chicken

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How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

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How do Freudians describe the human mind?

As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....

What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

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How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"