How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

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What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

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Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

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How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once