How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common?

3 in 1

What's a cats favorite song?

3 blind mice

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What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

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How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

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How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season?

Russian

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How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.