A trifle!
A lot. There were 3 movies.
Round of 16
He was high whisk.
Summer...Her name's summer.
He had a 2-2.
Mutated
Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
Made in China.
A slantelope.
Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.
Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2
Three pirates
They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin
They have 3 long strong legs.
36
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
Because in charge Yoda was.
Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings
Because they can only count to 3.
Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.
3 blind mice
3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.
3, and the rest are true stories.
Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh
3
In the way!
The Boston Marathon finish line.
Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.
Well, well, well
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
Do you even, bro?
One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.
He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.
Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
This guy
A 69 with 3 people watching.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
5. The other half is 3.
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!
Getting a right call.
3 if you don't use protection.
In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.
Triangull
1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering
They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
69 with 3 people watching!
Tree fellas
Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
I can't even...
To see who shot his "paw."
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.
ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.
He used base 3.
3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
Ebay.
Pregnant.
Not mine
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
1. And they get 3 credits for it.
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
Because the cow has the utter.
Not one of them uses a musket =(justsayian
Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "
I don't know.
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
4. Prophet.
Because the cow has the udder
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
The Tchernobyl cowboy.
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
They stay with 3 ho's
3 blind mice.
A senior high school math problem.
One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.
3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
Me *grabs hammer* *smashes college fund jar*
3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.
Polyarmory
1 figure, literally and figuratively.
An elephant with spare parts!el
The cow has the udder.
3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb
3. A left ear, a right ear, and the final frontier.
Santa stops at 3 ho's
A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef
It's your dad.
Because he can't make 3's
Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.
Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
He couldn't handle his boos.
Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)
You take away its tiny brooms.
Where's popcorn
I wuv you watts and watts!
Wha suh b?
Homeless
I've been flamed!
It was framed.
It makes their makeup run.
