A trifle!
A lot. There were 3 movies.
Round of 16
He was high whisk.
Summer...Her name's summer.
He had a 2-2.
Mutated
Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
Made in China.
A slantelope.
Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2
Three pirates
36
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Because in charge Yoda was.
Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings
Because they can only count to 3.
Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.
3 blind mice
3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.
3, and the rest are true stories.
Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh
3
The Boston Marathon finish line.
Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.
Well, well, well
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
Do you even, bro?
One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.
This guy
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
5. The other half is 3.
They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Getting a right call.
Triangull
1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering
Santa stops after 3 Ho's
69 with 3 people watching!
Tree fellas
Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)
I can't even...
To see who shot his "paw."
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.
He used base 3.
3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
Ebay.
Pregnant.
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
1. And they get 3 credits for it.
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
Because the cow has the utter.
Not one of them uses a musket =(justsayian
Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "
I don't know.
4. Prophet.
Because the cow has the udder
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
3 blind mice.
A senior high school math problem.
One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.
3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
Me *grabs hammer* *smashes college fund jar*
Polyarmory
1 figure, literally and figuratively.
An elephant with spare parts!el
The cow has the udder.
3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb
3. A left ear, a right ear, and the final frontier.
Santa stops at 3 ho's
It's your dad.
Because he can't make 3's
3 sleeps 'til Christmas
Doesn't follow instructions very well.
Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.
Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.
1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
A 3 legged cow
To get drunk
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
June, July, and August.
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
Because off sequence, Yoda was.
Is it in.
He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas
A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.
Neigh-boars.
An Igloominati
Curses, foiled again!
Bacon
To start some bacon
An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
A Buccaneer
The Saxons!
Elephants Gerald
He was blowing off Steam
Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.
A gorilla pooped on his face.
Look ma, no hands!
Another day.
May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.
