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Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

How many ears does Leonard Nimoy have?

3. A left ear, a right ear, and the final frontier.

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What do you call a group of dogs?

A PAW-se

What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!