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Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

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What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

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What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

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Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.