Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

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What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws