Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

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How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

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What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!

What do you call a group of dogs?

A PAW-se