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Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Whats white and likes to shoot?

Kevin Nash

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What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

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Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.