Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

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What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

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What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws