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Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

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What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."