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Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

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What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao

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What do you call a group of dogs?

A PAW-se

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.