Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

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What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

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What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!