Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

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How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

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Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.