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What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

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Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months?

Because the box said 2-4 years!

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What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

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What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

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How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

What game is in Schrodinger's Xbox?

Dead or Alive