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What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

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What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

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Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months?

Because the box said 2-4 years!

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

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How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

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How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

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What game is in Schrodinger's Xbox?

Dead or Alive

How does Schrodinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry