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What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

To have a CAT scan done.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did the frog with the speech impediment say?

Thibbit

What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

I didn't make an enzyme last night.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!