What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

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What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?

Racism has many faces...

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

What does a cat sleep on?

A caterpillow.

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How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

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What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

Where does Eskimo-Senpai live?

In the tsundra.

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What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

More satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

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Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!