A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.
You only need one nail to hang the painting.
One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.
They both have Sandy Claws.
The dog taped his mouth.
They both like to pork.
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In the seedy part of town
Monte Cristo
To the h-bar
Nut and bolt
Because they croak a lot!
He simply croaked!