What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

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What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings and Walt Disney.

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Why did the cat sleep under the car?

Because she wanted to wake up oily!

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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What kind of drugs to frogs take?

Methamphibians.

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

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Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

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What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!