Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!