A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
He makes a fe-line for the door.
Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
A seven-legged frog.
A. A diplo-croak-us.
In werehouses.
They all live in Arkansas
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
Make blonde jokes!
A frog. It croaks every night.
A toad he croaks if you even touch him!
