What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog should you get a Spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

What do you call a group of Beavers?

A hens nights

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen