What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Previous Random Joke Next
Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What do you call a pile of dogs?

A ruff terrain.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.

Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Infinite Jest Jokes More Infinite Jest Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.