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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?

A wet nose.

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

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How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

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What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.