What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

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What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

What is the most up-voted comment of all time?

Repost

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How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What makes Stevie Wonder?

What everything looks like.