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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

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What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

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Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?

His balk was worse than his bite!

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

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What did the clock do when it was hungry?

Went back 4 seconds

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

Traveller Jokes More Traveller Jokes

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What does a time traveller do when he's hungry?

He goes back four seconds!