Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!