Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws