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Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.