Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a Wolfman who barks at a half moon?

UnawareWolf

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.