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Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

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What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.