How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

The Holocaust

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fish!

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

Rainstorm Jokes More Rainstorm Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!