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How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

What did one ape say to the the other ape?

What did one ape say to the other ape.

Rainstorm Jokes More Rainstorm Jokes

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.