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How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

What does a Frog use to fish with?

A TAD POLE.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What did one ape say to the the other ape?

What did one ape say to the other ape.

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

Rainstorm Jokes More Rainstorm Jokes

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.