How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

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How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and Ships

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

Rainstorm Jokes More Rainstorm Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!