How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

Rainstorm Jokes More Rainstorm Jokes

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.