How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

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How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

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How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.