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How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Rainstorm Jokes More Rainstorm Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!