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What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

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What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

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What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!