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What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.