What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

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What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't!

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.