What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A pachydermatologist.

What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squish?

An elephant with a wet boot

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Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?

Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.