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What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

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What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

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What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!

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Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!

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What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.