One rarely bites and the other barely writes!
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.
Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!
He cut all his fingers off!
In their trunk!
You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud
An ese.
You can write on both of them with a No. 2
