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What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

What is the biggest ant in the world?

An elephant!

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What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.