What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

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What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential."

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

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How do elephants smell?

Really bad.

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

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What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.