It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
So that you can tell them apart from feminists
Lean Beef.
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
The rooster clucks defiance.
He only needed them after he'd opened it.
X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.