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What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Iron Jokes More Iron Jokes

Which fairground ride is made of iron?

The ferrous wheel

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

Ironing Board Jokes More Ironing Board Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.