What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!

Iron Jokes More Iron Jokes

Which fairground ride is made of iron?

The ferrous wheel

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

Ironing Board Jokes More Ironing Board Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.