It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
Two Birds!
To keep here legs closed.
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
Sinkhole de Mayo
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.
An ironing board.
