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What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What's the Italian version of Preparation-H?

Innuend-O

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Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying:

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

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What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

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Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.