What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

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What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

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What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What's hairy and flies through the air?

Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!