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What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did the lonely lumberjack use to get laid?

TINDERRRRR!!!!

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

Favorite Food Jokes More Favorite Food Jokes

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941?

There's a little nip in the air.

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!