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What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'?

My phone number won't fill up an entire book.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

How does the astronaut cut his hair?

Eclipse

How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

Favorite Food Jokes More Favorite Food Jokes

What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)