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What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

What kind of bird lays electric eggs?

A battery hen!

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What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

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What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.