What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!

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How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

Why is it hard dating an astronaut?

Because they have space issues.

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What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!