What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

What did the lonely lumberjack use to get laid?

TINDERRRRR!!!!

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Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

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What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.