What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

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What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----

What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam

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What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

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What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.