Air Jokes

What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

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What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

What's the richest kind of air?

A millionaire.

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

Whats green and flys through the air?

Super Pickle

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What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

What's hairy and flies through the air?

Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

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Air Conditioning

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He used conditioner on them.

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Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

What do you call an empty harbour?

An Air-port

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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

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Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

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How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

What is the friendliest kind of aircraft?

A Hello-copter.