Air to the bone
A dead centipede.
Because AIR IS FREE
You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener
Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!
There's a little nip in the air.
Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)
He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him
A millionaire.
Because if he goes on air, he'll die.
Because eggs were going up!
Super Pickle
See you on the flip side.
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
Air.
A centipede
Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!
A plain one.
Air to the throne.
One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.
A baseball is thrown to the air.
Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!
A seahorse!
Pupil: It's stolen!
Lets get right into the noose.
Because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
To get it pier reviewed.
An Air-port
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
Because Jesus was born in a barn.
The lid said, "Twist to open."
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
He gave her a ring.
They use 2-in-1 shampoo
They both stop working properly when you open windows.
