What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

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How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.