What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

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What's an archeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.