What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

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What do you call a joke that gets posted over and over again on reddit?

Al-redi-reddi-tt.

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

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Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.