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What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre