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What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain?

Acceptable