What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?

A common tater!

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss