What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

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How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG!!!!

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt