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What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

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Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?

A thon

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

How do you milk sheep?

With iPhone accessories.