What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!