What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

What did Pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

Why are drums a fire hazard?

Because they're flam-able. Ba-da Bum tsss.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA