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What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.