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Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

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What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

What do you call a butler with a new set of teeth?

An endentured servant

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What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

Sorry this is only a four star hotel.

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why does a dentist seem moody?

Because he always looks down in the mouth.

Why did twoface go to the dentist?

He dented his tooth

Secretary Jokes More Secretary Jokes

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.