Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

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What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What time do you go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.

Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

Secretary Jokes More Secretary Jokes

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

What is the difference b/w secretary &amp private secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR &amp Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR