Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

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Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

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Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

What is the difference b/w secretary &amp private secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR &amp Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR