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Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

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Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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What are my choices?

He asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What's an Asian's favorite time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

What's a dentists favorite time of day?

Tooth-Hurty

Secretary Jokes More Secretary Jokes

What is the difference b/w secretary &amp private secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR &amp Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.