Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

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What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why are dentists really good hackers?

Because they always get root access.

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Secretary Jokes More Secretary Jokes

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth