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Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

Secretary Jokes More Secretary Jokes

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

What is the difference b/w secretary &amp private secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR &amp Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR