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Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What kind of patients?

All of them

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

Secretary Jokes More Secretary Jokes

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

What is the difference b/w secretary &amp private secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR &amp Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR