Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

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Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

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How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

Secretary Jokes More Secretary Jokes

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.