Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

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Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

What did Pac-Man say when he almost got run over?

I'm Waka-Waka-Waka-Walking here!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

Secretary Jokes More Secretary Jokes

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth