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Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

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What is a vampire's favourite soup?

Scream of mushroom!

What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

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Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

When can you operate?

Lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

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What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

Secretary Jokes More Secretary Jokes

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.