When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

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Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

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Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

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What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.