What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

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How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What did the old chimney say to the younger chimney?

You're too young to smoke!

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What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

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What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.