What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

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What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

What do you call someone who's never smoked weed?

IlLITerate

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How did you get those horrible burns?

Flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

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Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.