What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

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Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.

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What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

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What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone?

The screaming speed bumps

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn