What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

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What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.