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What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

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What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much?

Tupac-aday

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

What's a monsters favorite desert?

I-Scream!