What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

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What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

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Why did the introvert Polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

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Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

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When he shoots, someone else scores.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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The moospaper!

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What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!