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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

How did Voldemort look like when he was hiding in Albania?

Pretty gaunt

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

Manual Jokes More Manual Jokes

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.