What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch, gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation?

Your dentist.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Look, donut seeds!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

Manual Jokes More Manual Jokes

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"