What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What is the difference between Elliot Rodgers and Malaysia Airlines?

Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once.

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

Which gun has a perfect rating?

A Five-seven.

What do guns and feminists have in common?

They are very loud when triggered.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

Manual Jokes More Manual Jokes

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"