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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

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Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.

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Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times