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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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Why did the cow get an award?

For being outstanding in his field. Sorry.

Why do cows poop carrots?

BECAUSE THEY'RE CARROT COWS!!!

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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

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What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

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Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times