What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

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What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

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Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times