What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

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What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

Bettas

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times