What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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Where did the cow go?

It mooved.

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

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Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

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What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

Boo bees

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

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What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

LtORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

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Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times