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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

Because he was smooooooooth

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How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times