What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

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What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

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What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

What kind of bird lays electric eggs?

A battery hen!

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Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

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Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times