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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

What do cows sit on?

Couches

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

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What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times