Purranks.
Mewspapers!
A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.
None, it only takes Tolkiens
Play with others.
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.
The snort quack.
Lorrypops.
