What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

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What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

Why does everyone love cats?

They're purr-fect!

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What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

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What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

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What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle