What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

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What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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How will I know when I'm an adult?

And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

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What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

A salad-manager

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound