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What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

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How many cats?

One.

How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey?

With his Shtick.

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Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

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What kind of music does a printer make?

A paper jam.

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist