Purranks.
Vet: I have good news and bad news..
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Women should be first.
Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!
EVERYDAY!!
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
A tuna.
Lap-top!