What did the cat say when it got hurt?

Me-OW!

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What did the cat say when it got hurt?

Me-OW!

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...