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What did the cat say when it got hurt?

Me-OW!

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How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

What does a cat sleep on?

A caterpillow.

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What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

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What did the cat say when it got hurt?

Me-OW!

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...