What did the cat say when it got hurt?

Me-OW!

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What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

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What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

Me-OW!