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What did the cat say when it got hurt?

Me-OW!

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What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

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What did the cat say when it got hurt?

Me-OW!

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...