What did the cat say when it got hurt?

Me-OW!

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What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

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A dino-sore

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So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

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What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

Me-OW!