Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes