Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

Not all of them.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk!

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!