Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.