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Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

How do you scare away a Vestiphobic?

Say "Shoo".

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight