Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

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What do you get a man who has everything?

Storage

What food describes most men?

Jerky.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

What did the one cat say to the other cat?

I'm not feline too good.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

What a plates scared off?

Ebowla.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture