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Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

Because K-10 is for cats.

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.