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Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.