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Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

Why do cats chase birds?

For a lark!

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

How do you scare away a Vestiphobic?

Say "Shoo".

How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.