Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk!

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What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

Why is a 77 better than a 69?

Because you get ate more

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What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

CaliphNotes!

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk