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Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Condense Jokes More Condense Jokes

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

CaliphNotes!