Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk!

Previous Random Joke Next

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

What does a cat sleep on?

A caterpillow.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

Condense Jokes More Condense Jokes

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk!