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Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do cats chase birds?

For a lark!

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Condense Jokes More Condense Jokes

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

CaliphNotes!

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk