Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk!

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

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What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

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What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

CaliphNotes!

Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk!