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Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

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Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk!

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

CaliphNotes!