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Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk!

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How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

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Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk!

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

CaliphNotes!