Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

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How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!

What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

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How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!