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Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

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What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven "ate" nine.