Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

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Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!

What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.