Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
Arfson
Because he played with fire before it was cool.
Hulk ash!
He touched the beaker before it was cool.
He was trying to save Krypton
Burnt nose hair.
None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.
Comatoast
Because they drink it before it's cool.
Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.
A cello burns longer.
Because doing so would be incense-itive!
They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.
None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
The telephone rang while she was ironing.
Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.
He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!
Is there a dog?
To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.
Someone that didn't take it out in time.
Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?
They ate their dinner before it was cool.
To burn some calories.
Eggsalad
Barbecue tonight!
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
He got fired.
Neither, they both burn shorter.
Coal'd.
500 soles were lost.
Damn
Because it was pi-rated.
Failure to pull out in time
He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot
Someone didn't pull it out in time.
Black mail.
Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...
It burns too easily
Because it's always burned at the stake
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Bobbing for French fries.
None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
Coles.
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
Because they're always Burning calories!
Don't birthdays burn you up
A mis-steak.
Burnt steak.
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
Because it was a Patriot Blaze
Burning Sanders!
She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.
We both burn gas.
About a wick!
Beacause a little water ends both of them!
The phone rang while she was ironing!
They burn calories.
Holy smokes.
Coles
If you burn it you get stoned
My ears are burning!
Burns me up!
Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
Ghoul-ash!
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.
None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)
They say the business is toast.
A Coke-o-nut.
Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
Avocado.
The Ink-credible Hulk.
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt
2016
British dentist.
Baaaaasalt
Neither. It's a Thai.
Tsarbucks.
It's meow-sic to their ears!
A wind tunnel.
