What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

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Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.

Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!