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What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

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What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

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How cold is it outside?

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason