House Fire Jokes

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

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Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

Paddy O'Furniture!

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Hawk Jokes More Hawk Jokes

What if Stephen Hawking was the real slim shady?

But we would never know because he couldn't stand up

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

Coincidence Jokes More Coincidence Jokes

What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?

Coincidence on 34th Street

What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

Who's there! Bossy! Bossy who?

Bossy just fired me!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

Because she lost the recipe.

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.