House Fire Jokes

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

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What does an attorney wear to work?

A law suit.

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

Coincidence Jokes More Coincidence Jokes

What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?

Coincidence on 34th Street

What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

What does a math teacher say when they leave?

Calc-U-LATER