House Fire Jokes

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

How did the hermit pay for his home?

Alone.

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

Insurance Company Jokes More Insurance Company Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

What did the insurance company say to the applicant?

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!