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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

So he could solve the staircase.

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What's the quietest album in the world?

Stephen Hawking - unplugged

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

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What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!