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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

So he could solve the staircase.

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Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

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Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

What if Stephen Hawking was the real slim shady?

But we would never know because he couldn't stand up

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.