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What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!

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Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Illness Jokes More Illness Jokes

What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

Computer Virus Jokes More Computer Virus Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What is a computer virus?

A terminal illness.