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What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!

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What do you say when a virgin sneezes?

Goesintight.

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

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What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!

What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

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What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.