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What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!

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What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!

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What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What is a computer virus?

A terminal illness.