What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

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What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

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Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

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Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

What do you call being sick because of an airport?

Terminal illness

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What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness