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Terminal Illness Jokes

What do you call being sick because of an airport?

Terminal illness

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Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

What is a computer virus?

A terminal illness.

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

What makes an elderly millionaire bachelor more attractive?

Terminal illness.