Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

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Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

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What do you call being sick because of an airport?

Terminal illness

Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

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What do you call being sick because of an airport?

Terminal illness

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.