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Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

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Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

How about a really bad food court where planes land?

Pitch for every airport

Terminal Illness Jokes More Terminal Illness Jokes

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

What makes an elderly millionaire bachelor more attractive?

Terminal illness.