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Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

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Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

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Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.