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Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

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Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

Terminal Illness Jokes More Terminal Illness Jokes

What is a computer virus?

A terminal illness.

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.