Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

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Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Terminal Illness Jokes More Terminal Illness Jokes

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.