Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

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Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

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How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

He was on a watch list...

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What do you call being sick because of an airport?

Terminal illness

What is a computer virus?

A terminal illness.